Strongly Worded Letter to Burger King & Mary J. Blige

(Mary J Blige)

Dear Burger King & Mary J. Blige,

I don’t even know where to begin. I’ve been hearing about this commercial for the last 24 hours, but didn’t witness the debauchery until 10 minutes ago.


When someone took the time to think of this concept, told Mary J. Blige to sing about chicken, shoot it, edit it, and put it out there for the world to see it…they really thought they were doing something good, huh?

Like, really though??

Everyone wants to put a racial spin on it, but I disagree. You could’ve put Madonna in that Burger King restaurant and it would’ve still been bad.

Actually you couldn’t put Madonna in it, cause she ain’t dumb enough to do it.

I feel terrible for Mary, because she was really about to crossover, this commercial just set her back 20 years. We all loved that “Real Love’ Mary but the soccer moms sure didn’t.

And to think all $20 of that budget… just gone!

The video has been pulled from YouTube so you know that they’re aware someone dropped the ball.




*drops mic and walks away*


Noire Femme

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