I knew it wasn’t going to be long before we came back to Florida for a Jeanius of the Week, but that’s exactly where we’re headed. There we find 19 year old Sean Johnson, who was arrested for committing a lewd act with a Walmart stuffed animal.
I’m surprised that more Jeanius(es) of the Week don’t come from remote places like Wisconsin, but this story here is a doozy. Heather Basten and Travis Husnik were pulled over when police saw their car drifting into oncoming traffic. The rest as they say is history and that’s why they’re our Jeanius(es) of the Week!
Well, if this isn’t one of the most Florida headlines I’ve read I don’t know what is. A 21 year-old Tampa woman didn’t want to date men anymore, so she decided to have plastic surgery to add a third breast in order to make herself less attractive to guys, and that’s why she is our Jeanius of the Week.
This has to be filed as one of the weirdest stories I’ve heard in my life, and there’s a lot of weird stuff out there.Mary and Vertasha Carter are mother and daughter, but they are also lesbian lovers, no you did not read that incorrectly. This is why they are our Jeanius(es) of the Week.
Teachers and students all over the country prepping for the first day of school over the next couple weeks. Well, I am not sure someone could have a worst first day than 49 year old, Lorie Ann Hill, who showed up for the first day of school, drunk and pants-less. She is our Jeanius of the Week
Man oh man, with all the technology at our fingertips these days it seems as though people are getting dumber and dumber. Cue Riley Allen Mullins from Port Orchard, Washington who robbed a woman at a ferry terminal, what he did the next day though was what led to him being arrested.
We’ve all been there at one point or another, our grades weren’t exactly where we wanted them to be and of course we didn’t tell our parents, well 22 year-old Danielle Shea took it to another level at what would have been her college graduation and that’s why she’s our Jeanius of the Week.
Well, now I can say that I’ve seen everything, an allegedly 14 year old girl is in a little bit of hot water after tweeting a bomb threat to American Airlines. What she wasn’t expecting though, was for the Airline to tweet her back and tell her that they were forwarding her info to the FBI.
Man oh man, I haven’t eaten McDonald’s in a very long time, at least sober that is, and it looks like Zachery Boynton of Oneonta, New York is the same way. Boynton got two DUI’s in one night, all while trying to get himself some Mickey D’s, and that is why he is our Jeanius of the Week.