i don’t think we’ve ever been to Oklahoma for our Jeanius of the Week, but there’s a first time for everything. I am, and have, been team iPhone since day one, but I don’t know if I’d go as far as these two roommates did in their argument over which phone model is better.
We’re going to Virginia Beach for this week’s Jeanius of the Week, take a break from Flori-duhhh. That’s where we find 41 year old Tricia Kight, who was driving under the influence last October when she got into an accident, which she was at fault for. It’s what happened next that she got sentenced for last week that lead to her being picked as the Jeanius of the Week.
We’re going back to Flori-duhhh for this weeks Jeanius of the Week, which seems like almost a weekly occurrence. Anyway, we’re going to West Palm Beach where we find 23 year old Beatrize Carrion-Moore. Friday night she was hanging out at a bar in Palm Beach when she was allegedly offering oral sex in exchange for money to the people at the bar, which caused the owners to call the police on her. The rest as they say is history.
I really wish I knew why it is that people in Flori-duh do the dumbest things, because that’s exactly where we’re headed for this weeks Jeanius of the Week. This is where we find 45 year old Stephen Ramsey, who was arrested after calling 911 three times and asking the dispatcher on a date.
I’m surprised that more Jeanius(es) of the Week don’t come from remote places like Wisconsin, but this story here is a doozy. Heather Basten and Travis Husnik were pulled over when police saw their car drifting into oncoming traffic. The rest as they say is history and that’s why they’re our Jeanius(es) of the Week!
Well, if this isn’t one of the most Florida headlines I’ve read I don’t know what is. A 21 year-old Tampa woman didn’t want to date men anymore, so she decided to have plastic surgery to add a third breast in order to make herself less attractive to guys, and that’s why she is our Jeanius of the Week.
This has to be filed as one of the weirdest stories I’ve heard in my life, and there’s a lot of weird stuff out there.Mary and Vertasha Carter are mother and daughter, but they are also lesbian lovers, no you did not read that incorrectly. This is why they are our Jeanius(es) of the Week.
Teachers and students all over the country prepping for the first day of school over the next couple weeks. Well, I am not sure someone could have a worst first day than 49 year old, Lorie Ann Hill, who showed up for the first day of school, drunk and pants-less. She is our Jeanius of the Week