I think I know someone who probably feels worse than D’Angelo Russell after his whole Snapchat “hack” incident happened earlier this week. Kristen Johnson, a former nurse at the Upstate University Hospital, in Syracuse, NY had to surrender her nursing license earlier this week after agreeing to a plea deal.
We’ll file this one in the always check your surroundings category, a man in Pennsylvania probably should’ve taken a look in the rear-view mirror before he tried to rob a taxi, since there was a police officer right behind them.
If I’m not mistaken this is the first time we’re coming to my new state of residence, Tennessee, for the Jeanius of the Week. That’s where we find Malik First Born Allah Farrad, AKA Marvin Maurice Buckles, a convicted felon who’s Facebook posts have landed him back in jail and that’s why he’s this weeks Jeanius of the Week.
We’re going to Virginia Beach for this week’s Jeanius of the Week, take a break from Flori-duhhh. That’s where we find 41 year old Tricia Kight, who was driving under the influence last October when she got into an accident, which she was at fault for. It’s what happened next that she got sentenced for last week that lead to her being picked as the Jeanius of the Week.
We’re going back to Flori-duhhh for this weeks Jeanius of the Week, which seems like almost a weekly occurrence. Anyway, we’re going to West Palm Beach where we find 23 year old Beatrize Carrion-Moore. Friday night she was hanging out at a bar in Palm Beach when she was allegedly offering oral sex in exchange for money to the people at the bar, which caused the owners to call the police on her. The rest as they say is history.
I really wish I knew why it is that people in Flori-duh do the dumbest things, because that’s exactly where we’re headed for this weeks Jeanius of the Week. This is where we find 45 year old Stephen Ramsey, who was arrested after calling 911 three times and asking the dispatcher on a date.
I’m surprised that more Jeanius(es) of the Week don’t come from remote places like Wisconsin, but this story here is a doozy. Heather Basten and Travis Husnik were pulled over when police saw their car drifting into oncoming traffic. The rest as they say is history and that’s why they’re our Jeanius(es) of the Week!
Well, if this isn’t one of the most Florida headlines I’ve read I don’t know what is. A 21 year-old Tampa woman didn’t want to date men anymore, so she decided to have plastic surgery to add a third breast in order to make herself less attractive to guys, and that’s why she is our Jeanius of the Week.
This has to be filed as one of the weirdest stories I’ve heard in my life, and there’s a lot of weird stuff out there.Mary and Vertasha Carter are mother and daughter, but they are also lesbian lovers, no you did not read that incorrectly. This is why they are our Jeanius(es) of the Week.