Nurse Posts Picture of Unconscious Patients Penis on Snapchat, Loses License

I think I know someone who probably feels worse than D’Angelo Russell after his whole Snapchat “hack” incident happened earlier this week. Kristen Johnson, a former nurse at the Upstate University Hospital, in Syracuse, NY had to surrender her nursing license earlier this week after agreeing to a plea deal.

[Related: Jeanius of the Week: Man tried to rob cab, doesn’t realize a cop is behind them.]

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Jeanius of the Week: Victor Martinez-Herrera Tries to Rob a Cab, Doesn’t Realize an Officer Behind Them

We’ll file this one in the always check your surroundings category, a man in Pennsylvania probably should’ve taken a look in the rear-view mirror before he tried to rob a taxi, since there was a police officer right behind them.

[Related: Jeanius of the Week: Roommates stab each other over iPhone-Android argument.]

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Jeanius Of The Week: Man Gets Arrested Because Of Selfies Posted On Facebook

If I’m not mistaken this is the first time we’re coming to my new state of residence, Tennessee, for the Jeanius of the Week. That’s where we find Malik First Born Allah Farrad, AKA Marvin Maurice Buckles, a convicted felon who’s Facebook posts have landed him back in jail and that’s why he’s this weeks Jeanius of the Week.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Oklahoma Roommates Stab Each Other Over iPhone-Android Argument

i don’t think we’ve ever been to Oklahoma for our Jeanius of the Week, but there’s a first time for everything. I am, and have, been team iPhone since day one, but I don’t know if I’d go as far as these two roommates did in their argument over which phone model is better.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Drunk Woman Who Was Drinking Beer After Accident Sentenced

We’re going to Virginia Beach for this week’s Jeanius of the Week, take a break from Flori-duhhh. That’s where we find 41 year old Tricia Kight, who was driving under the influence last October when she got into an accident, which she was at fault for. It’s what happened next that she got sentenced for last week that lead to her being picked as the Jeanius of the Week.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Florida Woman Kicks Police Officer In The Groin, Offers Him Oral Sex To Let Her Go

We’re going back to Flori-duhhh for this weeks Jeanius of the Week, which seems like almost a weekly occurrence. Anyway, we’re going to West Palm Beach where we find 23 year old Beatrize Carrion-Moore. Friday night she was hanging out at a bar in Palm Beach when she was allegedly offering oral sex in exchange for money to the people at the bar, which caused the owners to call the police on her. The rest as they say is history.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Woman Denied Bail For Squirting Breast Milk On Police Officer

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We’re going down under for this week’s Jeanius of the Week, where we find West Australia’s Erica Leeder. Last Tuesday Leeder was arrested on a warrant, but it’s what she did when she got to the police station that caused her to have her bail denied.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Florida Man Calls 911 For A Date, Gets Arrested

I really wish I knew why it is that people in Flori-duh do the dumbest things, because that’s exactly where we’re headed for this weeks Jeanius of the Week. This is where we find 45 year old Stephen Ramsey, who was arrested after calling 911 three times and asking the dispatcher on a date.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Florida Man Arrested For “Lewd Act” With Stuffed Animal In Walmart

I knew it wasn’t going to be long before we came back to Florida for a Jeanius of the Week, but that’s exactly where we’re headed. There we find 19 year old Sean Johnson, who was arrested for committing a lewd act with a Walmart stuffed animal.

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Jeanius(es) Of The Week: Couple Has Sex In The Back Seat Of A Police Car

I’m surprised that more Jeanius(es) of the Week don’t come from remote places like Wisconsin, but this story here is a doozy. Heather Basten and Travis Husnik were pulled over when police saw their car drifting into oncoming traffic. The rest as they say is history and that’s why they’re our Jeanius(es) of the Week!

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Jeanius Of The Week: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast To Become Less Attractive To Men

Well, if this isn’t one of the most Florida headlines I’ve read I don’t know what is. A 21 year-old Tampa woman didn’t want to date men anymore, so she decided to have plastic surgery to add a third breast in order to make herself less attractive to guys, and that’s why she is our Jeanius of the Week.

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Jeanius Of The Week: First Ever Mother Daughter Lesbian Couple Comes Out

This has to be filed as one of the weirdest stories I’ve heard in my life, and there’s a lot of weird stuff out there.Mary and Vertasha  Carter are mother and daughter, but they are also lesbian lovers, no you did not read that incorrectly. This is why they are our Jeanius(es) of the Week.

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Jeanius Of The Week: Man Gets Into A Fight, Arrested After Getting “Handsy” & Trying To Make A Pregnant Woman Drink Alcohol At His Wedding

Your wedding is probably not the best place to hit on women, and trying to make a pregnant woman drink alcohol probably isn’t the best idea either. That’s exactly what Pittsburgh’s Mark Williams did, and that’s why he’s our Jeanius of the Week.

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