We’re going back to my old home state for this week’s Jeanius of the Week. 37-year-old Megan Barnes of Indiana got into an accident while shaving her pubic hairs on the highway while driving with her ex-husband to see her boyfriend in Key West.
Teachers and students all over the country prepping for the first day of school over the next couple weeks. Well, I am not sure someone could have a worst first day than 49 year old, Lorie Ann Hill, who showed up for the first day of school, drunk and pants-less. She is our Jeanius of the Week
Man oh man, with all the technology at our fingertips these days it seems as though people are getting dumber and dumber. Cue Riley Allen Mullins from Port Orchard, Washington who robbed a woman at a ferry terminal, what he did the next day though was what led to him being arrested.
We’ve all been there at one point or another, our grades weren’t exactly where we wanted them to be and of course we didn’t tell our parents, well 22 year-old Danielle Shea took it to another level at what would have been her college graduation and that’s why she’s our Jeanius of the Week.
Well, now I can say that I’ve seen everything, an allegedly 14 year old girl is in a little bit of hot water after tweeting a bomb threat to American Airlines. What she wasn’t expecting though, was for the Airline to tweet her back and tell her that they were forwarding her info to the FBI.
Man oh man, I haven’t eaten McDonald’s in a very long time, at least sober that is, and it looks like Zachery Boynton of Oneonta, New York is the same way. Boynton got two DUI’s in one night, all while trying to get himself some Mickey D’s, and that is why he is our Jeanius of the Week.
Man, oh man this week has seen a new record as we are now on our third Jeanius of the Week. These stories are too good to pass up though, so shall I proceed? YES INDEED! A Facebook post from Dana Snay has led to her father having to return an $80,000 settlement.
I know I just posted a Jeanius of the Week last night, but after seeing this story it was too good to pass up. A woman called 911 and made up a story to get the police to her house for sex. While reading this story I want you to try and guess what state she is from.
It’s time for the Jeanius of the Week, and man oh man is this a good one. Somehow this story was kept under wraps for the past 10 days, but it’s a great one.
A 26 year old British woman, Torz Reynolds, is our Jeanius of the Week, as she sent a “special” Valentine’s Day gift to her cheating ex-boyfriend, a tattoo that she removed herself with a scalpel.
This may be a first here on Thoughts of a Jeanius as a California police officer has made it to Jeanius of the Week, but as they say “there’s a first time for everything.”