As we inch toward the NFL Playoffs, many analysts have the Seattle Seahawks penciled in for the Super Bowl, with a Denver Broncos – New England Patriots AFC Championship game. Sounds like a pretty solid pick, unless you’re team is still in playoff contention.
A woman in Tampa was arrested this week after allegedly stealing a sex toy from a store right after she inquired about a job opportunity at the store.
The unnamed woman stopped in at Intimate Treasures to peruse around at the store’s selection of sex toys, when she then decided to put the toy in her pants to hide it. Right before she attempted to steal the toy, she left her contact information with the manager in hopes of landing a job there.
When the Packers and Bears got together this past Monday night to resume the NFL’s longest standing rivalry, I don’t think anyone expected any arrests to be made, at lease outside of the stadium. Well that’s exactly what happened when a married couple decided to make a bet on the outcome of the game.
This week’s Jeanius of the Week is the ultimate lesson in karma, 27 year old Richard Thomas has been sentenced to five years and four months in jail for raping a woman in Manchester, England, but that’s the least of his worries as he would later find out that the woman is HIV positive.
I before E except after C is a rule that most people have had drilled in their heads since grade school, unless of course you’re Milwaukee Bucks power forward, Larry Sanders.
We here at Thoughts of a Jeanius love stupid tattoos and Cody is the spell-check master so this story covers both bases. Larry just signed a $44-million extension with the Bucks, but money doesn’t buy intelligence.
For those of you who may not know, we here at Thoughts of a Jeanius will periodically run a special post which we call “Jeanius of the Week,” a post we dedicate to a very special individual or individuals who do dumb shit, and obviously get caught.
It takes a real fan to call their team out on some BS, right? Well, that’ll be the logic I use on this post, a post that will be calling out the Jacksonville Jaguars for their head-scratching decision to air the NFL’s Red Zone channel in their stadium. That’s right, when you attend a Jacksonville Jaguars home football game, you will not only be able to see the Jaguars play, but you will also be able to watch the Red Zone channel on their new video boards. Now before I go any further, this idea is not yet decided on, but is one that is being discussed within the organization as the new video boards won’t be installed until 2014.
We’re back with our best, but in this case we’re also going to the worst of 2012. Taking a break from music we’re going to look back at some of our Jeaniuses (dumbasses) of the Week, with each one of us choosing the Dumbass of the Year. We all made some interesting selections, and I (Mean Jean) had to mention three others besides my selection, we’ll call it dishonorable mention.
A Pennsylvania man has earned himself the title of ‘Jeanius of the Week’ after his shenanigans at the AmeriServ bank located in Northern Cambria. Jeffrey McMullen was fed up with living free life, so he apparently decided to rob this bank so he could be placed in a federal prison. McMullen figured the best way to be placed in the central Pennsylvania prison was by robbing the bank for $1.
56 year old Robert Hagerman was arrested for falsely reporting a crime after calling 911 on his daughter for not wanting to buy him more beer.