Tea Time: The Time You Thought You Had Hair And Beyonce Snatched All Your Follicles Away.

Listen.

*drops mic and walks away*

I’m sorry I had to go pick up the remnants of my sanity because I lost all my nuts and bolts the other night. I firmly believe that Jesus has given us all a gift.  The gift is Beyonce.

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Tea Time W/ Noire Femme: Magna Carta Holy Grail Review

Shawn ‘Jay-Z’ Carter dropped Magna Carta Holy Grail on “Independence Day” via Samsung something.  There were definitely some technical difficulties (it was like a commercial for Apple over in twitterverse), but much of the masses did get a hold of the coveted work, including myself.

Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: Justin Timberlake Video for ‘Tunnel Vision’

Although I don’t celebrate July 4th (another post for another day), everyone else is! While most were anticipating the release of Jay-Z’s ‘Magna Carta Holy Grail’; his tour partner, Justin Timberlake released a video for ‘Tunnel Vision’.

Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: ‘Born Sinner’ Review

J.Cole’s  highly anticipated Born Sinner dropped this past Tuesday and I thought the boys would jump on a review, but since they didn’t and I couldn’t sit quietly on it any longer. Here’s what I think…

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Tea Time W/ Noire Femme: Tamar Braxton Welcomes A Baby Boy!

Tamar Braxton and Vince (Braxton?) just confirmed via twitter that there is a new Braxton boy! This great news comes on the night of the season finale of their hit t.v. show, Braxton Family Values.

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Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide

Paris Jackson was rushed to an LA hospital this morning for a suicide attempt. Her mother Debbie Rowe confirmed it with Entertainment Tonight. She was taken by ambulance around 2AM this morning. Debbie explained, “she’s been going through a lot lately.”

 

Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: Wale ft. Rihanna ‘Bad’ Remix

Wale just dropped the remix to the smash hit ‘Bad’ with the original bad gal, Rihanna. The beat dropped and I started twerkin in my seat. This one right here —-> \_.

To be honest, I didn’t have any expectations. I thought the original sounded amazing and didn’t need to be touched. But I was pleasantly surprised. They quickened the beat, added a lil something here and there. Wale kept the original first verse, switched up the second. Rihanna put a little bad gal spin on it and voila!

*adds to summertime fine playlist*

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Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: Ray J’s Video for “I Hit it First”

Welp Welpy McWelpertons of Welpland. It’s been really quiet gossip wise that last couple of weeks and as I waited patiently for ratchetness to occur…I wondered if this could be the beginning of the end.

Then Ray J dropped a video.

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Tea Time w/ Noire Femme: When is Ignorance too much in Hip-Hop?

Let’s have a grown folks conversation. Shall we?

Rick Ross was dropped from his endorsement deal with Reebok earlier this week after coming under fire for a lyric in his latest song, “U.E.O.N.O”. In the song he raps,

“Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.”

I really wasn’t going to blog about this…because with my line of work…I like to keep things light, fresh, and ratchet.

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Tea Time w/Noire Femme: Bow. Down. Bitches.

Listen.

The fact that I’m forming words right now is beyond me.

Let alone writing.

3 words.

Bow. Down. Bitches.

Ma’am.

Beyonce drops a new single.

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